“why are you interested in this position?” i need structure in my life or i will turn into a puddle on the couch for 5 months!
“what makes you qualified for this position?” fuck dude idk, can’t you figure it out yourself or like give me some guidelines as to what i’m actually applying for?? i need EXTREMELY SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS for simple tasks. how about this i tell you all my skills and you do the rest.
“what relevant skills and experience do you have?” i uh. i probably actually have negative skills in relation to this position because i have adhd and ocd and having to pay attention to things i’m not interested in is physically painful.
“what do you hope to gain from this job?” fuckin CASH
“are you able to work in a professional environment/for long days/with difficult customers?” nah but i’ll do it anyway because i’m bored as shit
“tell us about your previous work experiences” i eat drywall for fun
“are you a canadian citizen?” finally, something i’m actually qualified for.
This piece is about prude-shaming and compulsory sexuality. It’s sort of a companion to this other piece, which is about slut-shaming and how wanting to have lots of casual, unconventional sex doesn’t make you a bad person. Follow SexEdPlus or check out SexEdPlus.Com for more stuff like this!
[ID: a set sentences in simple black line font in rectangular frames with tiny swirls in corners, on pastel colored backgrounds; sentences read as follows:
Having a lower sex drive doesn’t make you unhealthy. Not feeling sexual attraction doesn’t make you broken. Waiting until you’re redy to have sex doesn’t make you uptight. Having anxiety issues around dating doesn’t make you a loser. Prioritizing other things over sex doesn’t make you a weirdo. Avoiding sex after being traumatized doesn’t make you damaged. Having conventional desires in bed doesn’t make you boring. Being careful about sexual risks doesn’t make you irrational. Not always wanting to have wild sex doesn’t make you a prude.
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!
Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts.
We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE
I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT.
::bows with a flourish::
There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.
What kind of advice would to give to the ADHD minded folks out there like me who cannot sit still and focus at the same time during interviews? Is there any level of acceptable fidgeting?
I think if you can, doodling is your best way to fidget in an interview. Especially if you can make it look like you’re taking notes.
Talking with your hands or shaking your leg are pretty common physical fidgets, but might be a little distracting for your interviewer. Same goes for fidget toys like spinners. We want them to focus on YOU.
If at all possible, a walking interview or cafe interview will give you a better outcome: you can move, take sips of water, play with flatware… all better than being asked to sit still in an office.
I feel like Mel in this scene every time I need to write a paper for school on things I Have zero interest in, something super theoretical, or things that are assigned for the sake of having us write a paper.
When my late gram watched this scene she loved it and 😂
